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T-shirts for people who remember the dial-up noise.

Funny, geeky, retro and occasionally so obscure that only you and one bloke on a forum will get it. Nothing is printed until enough people want it, so if you like one, hit I want one and we'll let you know when it goes to print.

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The catalogue

Does It Have An MCP?
Black t-shirt with a neon synthwave grid face and the words "does it have an MCP?"

The only question anyone asks about anything any more.

£22.00 (probably)

But Does The Toaster Have An MCP?
Black t-shirt cartoon of a man proudly showing a retro toaster to an unimpressed developer who asks "yeah, but does it have an MCP?"

"It makes two slices at once!" "Yeah, but does it have an MCP?"

£22.00 (probably)

Crapintosh Classic
Crapintosh Classic t-shirt printed with "CRAPINTOSH / it just about works"

The house shirt. It just about works.

£20.00 (probably)

No Place Like Home
No Place Like Home t-shirt printed with "There's no place / like / 127.0.0.1"

Click your heels three times and ping yourself.

£20.00 (probably)

Insert Disk 2 of 47
Insert Disk 2 of 47 t-shirt printed with "Please insert / DISK 2 OF 47 / [ OK ]"

For those who installed an office suite one floppy at a time.

£21.00 (probably)

IRQ Conflicts
IRQ Conflicts t-shirt printed with "Ask me about / my IRQ / conflicts"

A conversation starter. And ender.

£20.00 (probably)

Off By One
Off By One t-shirt printed with "2 hard problems: / 1. cache invalidation / 2. naming things / 3. off-by-one errors"

The two hardest problems in computer science. All three of them.

£20.00 (probably)

Y2K Survivor
Y2K Survivor t-shirt printed with "I SURVIVED Y2K / and all I got was / 01/01/1900"

We were promised the apocalypse. We got a date bug in the payroll system.

£21.00 (probably)